I am at grandpa's house now.
Ive been here for slightly over 24 hours now.
Ive learned....
... that there is such a thing as a Bing Crosby marathon. Dear gods.
... my father's brother was VERY flamboyantly gay, according to my grandfather. He died of AIDS years ago.
... I have chores!
... No one will let me have the remote!! Arghs!!
... My family will try to force feed me.
... According to grandpa's girlfriend, running makes your vagina fall off.
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I think by now we can assume your vagina is well anchored against detaching. I'm worrying about boobs hitting knees though when it comes to girls running.
I guess Fixodent isn't just for dentures...
lmao
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